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The Midnight Spookshow Presents an Easter Hex-trav

Sat Mar 22, 2008, 11:50 PM
  • Listening to: Applause and flash bulbs
  • Reading: My name in all the papers
  • Watching: Bucket of Blood...but never again
  • Playing: all my cards just right
  • Eating: a steady diet of tic tacs and diet soda
  • Drinking: my worries away
Hello gang, hows it hangin? Or do you just wanna drop trow and show me...Hahahaha Welcome to the Friday Night Spookshow kids, I’m your host the terrifying Bruce. Sorry if we seem a little busy were just trying to get things in order for Sunday. I suppose youve come looking for me... I bet you want my Peter Cottontail to come hopping down your bunny trail? Come on Thumper lets see if youre a jack rabbit, Ive got just the carrot for you to nibble on... so show me whats longer than those ears.... hahahahah.... no no no darlings I was only kidding.... you keep the marshmallow in your Peeps (at least until after the show)... oh speaking of which here is the man with everyones favorite Cadburys... the one the only Tony (my wonderful friend and companion thats given to crude lunar behavior do in part to his well lets say "condition") Hows life treating you my boy? Well they say every dog has his day... so yours should be coming up here any time now... Well as for me kids I made the mistake of watching Bucket of Blood... the only bucket this thing needed was one to kick... A film about a desperate beatnic psychotic whos one talent is coating dead things in plaster for art shows... after all of that Id say the bohemian is now the bohemi-out... People have always been putty in my hands... big lumps of wet clay waiting to be molded into something better... I suppose our serial kiln-er thought the same way. He couldnt get it through his thick skullpt that talent is something youre born with... or in my case you die to get. So Im forced to toss this one kids in the can under ceram-icks.

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  • Current Residence: A run down television set at AIP Studios
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Larger than life is just the right size
  • Interests: Divas, Rebels, Spooks and Hob goblins, Smart asses and Sarcasm...
  • Favourite movie: Classic Horror and Dramas... especially those with James Dean and Bette Davis
  • Favourite band or musician: Oh I prefer tooting my own horn.. hell Ive got a whole brass band... ya wanna blow my trombone?
  • Favourite genre of music: Any record in the jukebox as long as its vinyl
  • Favourite artist: Maila Nurmi
  • Favourite poet or writer: Ira Levin...
  • Favourite photographer: You want me to put the film in your camera? Lets go to the dark room together and see what develops.
  • Favourite style of art: Exploitation smut/Spookshow ads
  • Skin of choice: The more you show the better...
  • Favourite game: Monopoly...get out of jail free and make millions
  • Favourite cartoon character: Daria
  • Personal Quote: Beggars cant be choosers but if you choose me youll be beggin for more!
  • Tools of the Trade: Lights, camera, and where I am there certainly is action...

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